krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

earthdad:

i need more attention and fruit snacks

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

believe-and-you-can:

On my way home

believe-and-you-can:

On my way home

depparadisburtoncarter:

Leonardo DiCaprio about Johnny Depp

guy:

i put the shy in trashy

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

Lady Gaga: *touches a Piano*
Me: *starts crying*
fuckindiva:

Alexander McQueen RTW FW2013

fuckindiva:

Alexander McQueen RTW FW2013

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES